This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
**Pulls out a whiffle bat with blocks of stinky cheese glued to it, and opens up the Old English dictionary**
Oh Jebus, why doth though testeth thine vessel like so. Grant thine humble servant purity of fart... I mean heart!. Fly, stinky avenger! Fly straight and fly true!
**BONK**
Mwahaha!
I'm sorry, but you left me no choice. Now excuse me whilst I adjust my bifocals and apply some IcyHot to my aching, crackling back. Oy!
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I am more than a mere man, I am an element of the Universe. And thus, my potential is infinite
HAY. Are you automatically ASSUMING all old people have bifocals?! I'll have you know that I had bifocals when I was the great old age of 12! I've since grown out of them... and that some-what deflates my point to pushing you over.. but you hurled stinky cheese! I just don't take that lying down!
It also amuses me how you, yet again!, assume the cheese hits me. What makes you think I don't do a quick side-step, mashed potato, and electric slide to the left and dodge that cheese? It *is* pretty stinky and I'm sure I would be able to smell it at least 2.9 football fields away.
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Enjoy laughing? Like pretty colors? Want to make my day?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, visit my art blog!
If you have a blog/website, too, I'll gladly promote you!
Such nimble... nimbleness You must be **zooms in on my eyes** THE ONE!
I quicly do the Twist then the Cabbage Patch to summon the Glow-In-The-Dark Cutesy Kitty Force. Their oober cuddly fuzzy wuzziness can melt any foe's resolve! Now excuse me as I make wooshing sounds while my cape (that's way too short) billows behind me.
You may have won this battle, but the war... screw it. There's a bakery over there. You want a cookie? My friend Michelle will pay for em. Let's go.
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I am more than a mere man, I am an element of the Universe. And thus, my potential is infinite
OH Mr. Sir, unless you speak Korean there is *no* way you're getting a hold of them thar glow-in-the-dark kitties. This is, assuming on my part, that you are referring to the ones in my journal and not something you came up with on your own with no outside forces whatsoever. BUT. IRREGARDLESS, (lol that's not a word :3) your baby-cape just makes me laugh, anyway, and I collapse into a laughing fit and fall into a pool of myself since the fuzzy cutsiness whatchamacallit melted me, apparently.
Anyhoo, I resolidify all Alex Mack-style and take you up on that cookie! I do enjoy myself a good cookie and if someone else with whom I've never spoken is inadvertently offering, heck! Christmas has come early! Or, if I want to be a pessimist, Hannukah has come late.
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Enjoy laughing? Like pretty colors? Want to make my day?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, visit my art blog!
If you have a blog/website, too, I'll gladly promote you!
Pfft! "Whatever?" "Whatever?!?" You can't scoff me on my own page! Behold the wrath of The NIGHTBIRD.... And let my stinky wrath always remind you that I... pooped my pants I gotta go!
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I am more than a mere man, I am an element of the Universe. And thus, my potential is infinite
Should I risk it? It's riiight on the tip of my fingers!
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Enjoy laughing? Like pretty colors? Want to make my day?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, visit my art blog!
If you have a blog/website, too, I'll gladly promote you!
**Pulls out a whiffle bat with blocks of stinky cheese glued to it, and opens up the Old English dictionary**
Oh Jebus, why doth though testeth thine vessel like so. Grant thine humble servant purity of fart... I mean heart!. Fly, stinky avenger! Fly straight and fly true!
**BONK**
Mwahaha!
I'm sorry, but you left me no choice. Now excuse me whilst I adjust my bifocals and apply some IcyHot to my aching, crackling back. Oy!
--
I am more than a mere man, I am an element of the Universe. And thus, my potential is infinite
It also amuses me how you, yet again!, assume the cheese hits me. What makes you think I don't do a quick side-step, mashed potato, and electric slide to the left and dodge that cheese? It *is* pretty stinky and I'm sure I would be able to smell it at least 2.9 football fields away.
--
Enjoy laughing? Like pretty colors? Want to make my day?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, visit my art blog!
If you have a blog/website, too, I'll gladly promote you!
I quicly do the Twist then the Cabbage Patch to summon the Glow-In-The-Dark Cutesy Kitty Force. Their oober cuddly fuzzy wuzziness can melt any foe's resolve!
You may have won this battle, but the war... screw it. There's a bakery over there. You want a cookie? My friend Michelle will pay for em.
--
I am more than a mere man, I am an element of the Universe. And thus, my potential is infinite
Anyhoo, I resolidify all Alex Mack-style and take you up on that cookie! I do enjoy myself a good cookie and if someone else with whom I've never spoken is inadvertently offering, heck! Christmas has come early! Or, if I want to be a pessimist, Hannukah has come late.
--
Enjoy laughing? Like pretty colors? Want to make my day?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, visit my art blog!
If you have a blog/website, too, I'll gladly promote you!
What's with the shameless plug above??
Mmmmm...bacon in the soap...
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I am more than a mere man, I am an element of the Universe. And thus, my potential is infinite
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I am more than a mere man, I am an element of the Universe. And thus, my potential is infinite
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